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Funny Skinny People Quotes & Sayings
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I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.
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Please don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have any skinny genes.
Seth Rogen
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Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.
Karl Lagerfeld
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I wear black skinny-fit jeans, I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
Shaun White
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It's funny. Some people skinny dip, but I always go upstairs and put a suit on and then I jump in the lake.
George Clooney
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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If a person wants to limit how much they consume, it's better if you pour into a tall, skinny glass. If as a host you want to limit what people drink, you better use tall, skinny glasses. You will be less likely to pour too much.
Brian Wansink
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Never understand why some girls always say being curvy is better than skinny, then they go on diets to lose weight and get skinny...
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I don't know who decided that skinny was more appealing than not skinny. It seems arbitrary.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
Kristen Stewart
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I can never be skinny. No matter how hard I try. I can work out all day long and eat lettuce but I cant be skinny.
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I hate when skinny girls are like 'ugh I'm so fat' like be happy you're skinny & stop fishing for compliments?
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I'm not fat, I'm just not skinny any more. When I was skinny, I was really unhappy and unhealthy.
Kate Winslet
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Everyone in Hollywood is so damn skinny and you constantly feel like you're not skinny enough. But I have 'fat days' and I accept that I'm never going to be rail thin. It's hard not to feel pressure in this industry and I already use anti-aging products on my skin. I try not to let the pressure get to me but Los Angeles is a very hard place to be unless you have people here that love you. It can be very, very lonely, and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself.
Scarlett Johansson
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I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
Joe Manganiello
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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