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Funny Slow Internet Quotes & Sayings
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The telephone wire, as we know it, has become too slow and too small to handle Internet traffic. It took 75 years for telephones to be used by 50 million customers, but it took only four years for the Internet to reach that many users.
Lori Valigra
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We cannot wait for governments to do it all. Globalization operates on Internet time. Governments tend to be slow moving by nature, because they have to build political support for every step.
Kofi Annan
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What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.
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I don't want to slow slow slow slow down down. You go for seconds and days I live for moments to say. That I may never get a second chance.
The Ready Set
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There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
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Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.
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The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat
Dave Barry
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We are seeing pioneers moving out to the Internet, banks that are taking transactions, retail shopping on the Internet, and although it's going to take most of a decade before most adults are turning to the Internet for a high percentage of their act
Bill Gates
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I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Carlos Banks
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Dave Barry
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.
Dave Barry
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.
Dave Barry
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Writing is 1% inspiration, 99% not getting distracted by the internet.
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I also administer the Internet Assigned Names Authority, which is the central coordinator for the Internet address space, domain names and Internet protocol conventions essential to the use and operation of the Internet.
Jon Postel
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I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.
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The internet is the most powerful tool we have for creating a more open and connected world. We can't let poorly thought out laws get in the way of the internet's development. Facebook opposes SOPA and PIPA, and we will continue to oppose any laws that will hurt the internet. The world today needs political leaders who are pro-internet. We have been working with many of these folks for months on better alternatives to these current proposals.
Mark Zuckerberg
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When I was young, I was too slow. I thought I must learn to run fast by practicing to run fast, so I ran 100 meters fast 20 times. Then I came back, slow, slow, slow.
Emil Zatopek
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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