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Suggest Revision: I did not hit you I simply high-fived your face.
 
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Suggest Revision: My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
 
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Suggest Revision: Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
 
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Suggest Revision: Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
 
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Suggest Revision: In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
 
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Suggest Revision: Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.
 
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Suggest Revision: If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
 
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Suggest Revision: To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
 
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