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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
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If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
Mario Cuomo
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
Jules Asner
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
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