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Funny Smart Facebook Statu Quotes & Sayings
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Tanya Bianco
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Hussein Nishah
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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