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Funny Smart Food Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Smart Food" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Tanya Bianco
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
Tom Wilson
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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.
Tom Wilson
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Food is the most important meal of the day.
Nikhil Saluja
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Rob Dyrdek
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The food channel is basically just po.. for your stomach.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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