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Funny Snail Quotes & Sayings
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
Unknown
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I'm not supposed to talk about the snail. The snail is, well, congratulations to whoever noticed it. It's supposed to be a thing where you gotta look for it in every episode, and it's there three times in every episode.
Steve Burns
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By perseverance the snail reached the ark.
Charles Spurgeon
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The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail.
Wole Soyinka
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It works better if you let relationships come to you instead of begging for one talking bout forever alone taking pics wit 7 cats and a snail.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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By perseverance the snail reached the ark.
Charles H Spurgeon
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Time sometimes flies like a bird, sometimes crawls like a snail; but a man is happiest when he does not even notice whether it passes swiftly or slowly.
Ivan Turgenev
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A man builds a house in England with the expectation of living in it and leaving it to his children; we shed our houses in America as easily as a snail does his shell
Harriet Beecher Stowe
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I would not enter in my list of friends, Who needlessly sets foot upon a worm. An inadvertent step may crush the snail That crawls at evening in the public path, But he has the humanity, forewarned, Will tread aside, and let the reptile live.
William Cowper
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Life is a snail ride. Move at your own pace. Do what you want to do. And also move like a cheetah when you feel like it. And strike like a lion. People will learn.
Joshua Aaron Guillory
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In philosophy if you aren't moving at a snail's pace you aren't moving at all.
Iris Murdoch
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The spiral in a snail's shell is the same mathematically as the spiral in the Milky Way galaxy, and it's also the same mathematically as the spirals in our DNA. It's the same ratio that you'll find in very basic music that transcends cultures all over the world.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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Slick Dro it's me chicken money KFC, Crispy dark meat the carbon come in all heat, You know how the mob be they got me eatin shark meat, Order me a snail plate I think I want some frog meat.
Young Dro
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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