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Funny Song Status About Jason Alden Quotes & Sayings
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I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone joins in! Please, this isn't Glee!
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Hearing a part of a song and thinking...'That's definitely going to be my next status!'
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My status is from a song...its not about you. Get over yourself.
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The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate.
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The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head is not knowing the name of the damn song!
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White people: 'OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!' Black people: 'OH HELL YEAH ni... THIS IS MY SHIT!'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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All that I remember is I'm still in love with you, and if I'm losing my mind, I hope you are too.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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I always felt there had to be a great 'Jason nightmare' or the movie wouldn't work and how Jason and Freddy would get together was always a problem for me. As time went by, we needed to re-integrate the back stories on both monsters in the script. Now all those things are accomplished amazingly and amazingly fast, I think. You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together. Freddy literally needs Jason.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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