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Funny Speeches Mom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Speeches Mom" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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In Japan, you get on the bullet train or the airplane, and I loved the little speeches the stewardesses would do. They even do little speeches before you play gigs.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
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My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend.
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We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship, to the reality, the hard substance of things. And we'll do it not so much with speeches that will bring people to their feet as with speeches that bring people to their senses.
Mario Cuomo
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
Jeff Shaw
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
Taylor Momsen
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
Tori Spelling
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I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
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You remind me of my real mom.
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I wasn't a teen mom, but still a young mom, who is struggling with many issues even now. You don't go see me dumping my kid off somewhere
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