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Funny Sprained Ankle Quotes & Sayings
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Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
Bill Brasky
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It's just a sprained ankle that's sore. It just happened so it's a quick turnaround. The doctors and trainers didn't want me to test it. A day to get it better tomorrow and we'll see.
Dwyane Wade
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I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.
Martha Stewart
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Wouldn't life be easier if we just stopped comparing ourselves to others? We are all the same, no one is higher or lower than you. We continuously try to trip our brothers but we forget that we are chained ankle to ankle with them and when we hurt them, their pain reflects back to us.
Anastasia Blanchard
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I think I sprained my brain.
ZZ Top
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Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
Unknown
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Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless.
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My pants fresh, Chicks sayin yes, Cause I'm the cat they can't wait to s.., She say my voice it just makes her wet, So she gave me head till she sprained her neck.
Short Dawg
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I'd rather not, but if it will help the club, I'll do it. My ankle injury still bothers me sometimes.
Bill Buckner
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I have a healthy lifestyle, but there's nothing you can really do to prevent from rolling an ankle or something like that.
Shawn Johnson
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If I break my ankle right now, this Olympics wasn't meant to be.
Ryan Lochte
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Every writer since the beginning of time, just like other people, has been afflicted by what [a] friend of mine calls "the fleas of life"-you know, colds, hangovers, bills, sprained ankles and little nuisances of one sort or another.
William Styron
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Until Charlie broke his ankle in Toronto, we were as good a unit as anybody.
Marcel Dionne
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Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.
Randall Cobb
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We were promised a society of philosophers. But the Blogosphere is looking more and more like a nation of ankle-biters.
Steven Levy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Oh, gosh, okay... well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery.
Trish Stratus
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Im so bored Im this close to spraining my own ankle if it means NO MORE MUSEUMS. Besides, Ive got a tan to work on!
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I've had one very bad ankle injury but otherwise I've been incredibly lucky with my fitness. I've worked hard at it and I've always been fit even compared to other players. That sustains you through various parts of your career, but I am 36.
Graeme Le Saux
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No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck.
Frederick Douglass
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