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Funny Start To Work Quotes & Sayings
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I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Milo Bloom
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I can't believe you haven't finished the thing I forgot to tell you to start.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
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I don't necessarily start with the beginning of the book. I just start with the part of the story that's most vivid in my imagination and work forward and backward from there.
Beverly Cleary
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
Ivan Reitman
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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Start today, not tomorrow. If anything, you should have started yesterday. The earlier you start, the more time you have to mess up.
Emil Motycka
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There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start.
Charles Baudelaire
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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Any authentic work of art must start an argument between the artist and his audience.
Rebecca West
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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With a fresh start, I hope it'll work out good. I know the whole Fox story and how he came over here and had a great year for them. I'm hoping that's what it'll be - fresh start, new faces, new team, new city. I'm looking forward to getting out there.
Billy Koch
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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Most of the time it's the role. Sometimes it's the story and sometimes it just the paycheck. It's the little movies that come out as stories or the fact that I have work to go out, you know what I'm saying, you can only be out so long without work, you start getting antsy.
Morgan Freeman
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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