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Funny Status About Life Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Status About Life" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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