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Funny Status Give You 1000 Like Quotes & Sayings
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.
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Fella's:: u can spend ur life sleepin with 1000 women & calll that fly or u can sleep with 1 woman 1000 ways & BE FLY! choose
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood...
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
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I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?
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