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Funny Status On Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
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Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my pe..s...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a s..y answer.
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If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..
Mitchell Sakundiak
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If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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