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Funny Stautus To Put On Face Quotes & Sayings
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What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put her face down. That was to kiss. His mother put her lips on his cheek; her lips were soft and they wetted his cheek; and they made a tiny little noise: kiss. Why did people do that with their two faces?
James Joyce
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People already knew my face so when my music came they were able to put my face with the music. I just kept my face out there when I first came in the game. Thats my little secret.
Lil Chuckee
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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
Judith Viorst
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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D*ck in your face. Put my d*ck your face, yeah!
Nicki Minaj
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The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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Paparazzi is waiting, cause these bi...es is stall. Now don't you feel a-stupid, yeah, that's egg on your face. If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my d..k in your face.
Nicki Minaj
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Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
Unknown
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Unknown
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Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!
Unknown
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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Like after a nice walk when you have seen many lovely sights you decide to go home, after a while I decided it was time to go home, let us put the cubes back in order. And it was at that moment that I came face to face with the Big Challenge: What is the way home?
Erno Rubik
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I've been drinking from the fountain of youth, so my face remains the same. Actually, one of our very first days of shooting, Gail Berman, who I have know for almost 10 years now, from Buffy, said that if we put a split screen of my face from the first episode of Buffy up next to the Mercy pilot, it's the same. I might have just gotten paler. I don't go out in the sun.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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I pop another trunk, and show the world I'm screwed up. This say different color chain, will make you put your jewels up. Say bi... you better chill, cause I'll beat your dude up. Put him on the sideline, and have his face bruised up all screwed up.
Trae Tha Truth
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned.
Cindy Crawford
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Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark.
John Coffey
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