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Funny Stop Smokin Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Stop Smokin" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11: 'I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi this morning.'
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You can't stop YouTube-ing me. On repeat, runnin' this beat. You can't stop, it's funny to me.
Cher Lloyd
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Please stop looking so attractive, Im trying to stop liking you.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
Jim Dine
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Stop Falling, stop listening, stop texting back, stop worrying. Stop getting your hopes up, stop telling yourself this one's different. You have heard this story time and time before, and you know how it ends. He's playing that game and you are losing.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Catch me smokin my weed or fu..ing ya whor.., push my whip to the limit, kinda hopin it flip, load my clip to the limit, kinda hopin you flip, I feel sorry for the crackheads, but happy for myself, that's why I got mixed feelings bout this hustlin shyt, I keep sayin imma quit after a couple of bricks, but I can't stop buildin, and I don't pop children, but I got no problems kidnappin a bi....
Styles P
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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Stop treating me this way. Stop nagging me everyday. Stop acting like you're better than me. You have no idea about the great things I'm going to be.
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fu.. you are doin' wit your life.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard
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My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
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I can't smoke a bi..., so I'm smokin Mary Jane.
Lil B
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