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Funny Take A Seat Quotes & Sayings
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So chillin' in the front seat nn the back seat. I'm drivin', cruisin'
Rebecca Black
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Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat.
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Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
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Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
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May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person and a really cool funny kid.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Its random stuff, stuff that makes my life easier. One of the main things I started out doing was a car seat cardio Im always in traffic here in L.A., so I made this thing. I made this one prototype thing and it was the worst thing everMy car had a headrest, so I broke it to make it, like, an ab machineand I used to have the bands and Id put them under my seat and Id be curling as Im driving Id have to move the steering wheel up, so I could get that full motion. I sent it in and they said, This is too dangerous. This will kill people.
Kellan Lutz
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He who placed me in this seat will keep me here.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
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Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seat.
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They're piling in the back seat.
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A booster seat?
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You're both safe. Take a seat.
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