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Suggest Revision: There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
  
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Suggest Revision: My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
  
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Suggest Revision: Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
  
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Suggest Revision: You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
  
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Suggest Revision: As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
  
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Suggest Revision: One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.
  
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Suggest Revision: A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
  
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Suggest Revision: Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
  
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Suggest Revision: The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
  
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Suggest Revision: Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
  
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