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Funny Teaching Quotes & Sayings
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
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More important than the curriculum is the question of the methods of teaching and the spirit in which the teaching is given
Bertrand Russell
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Teaching is the only major occupation of man for which we have not yet developed tools that make an average person capable of competence and performance. In teaching we rely on the "naturals," the ones who somehow know how to teach.
Peter F Drucker
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
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Because everyone who try a-go to church, and they were trying to teach but they weren't teaching, they was brainwashing. Since I would never call that teaching.
Peter Tosh
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Teaching is useless unless you can learn from your students.
Martin Dansky
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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
Todd Barry
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We have to start teaching ourselves not to be afraid
William Faulkner
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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Edsgar Dijkstra
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
Unknown
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I didn't know what to do with myself. I wasn't excited by the teaching of the school. If they'd been intent on really teaching you things, I would have been a little more attentive.
Diane Cilento
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Yale places great stress on undergraduate and graduate teaching. I like teaching, and I do a lot of it.
James Tobin
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Teaching, real teaching, is - or ought to be - a messy business.
Harry Crews
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Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty.
Albert Einstein
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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
Sheena Easton
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It is a right and duty of the wise ones to purify the strong by teaching them their duties and to strengthen the weak by teaching them their rights.
Subrahmanya C Bharati
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The greatest teaching was imparted by individuals who not just learnt a subject, but practiced it as well.
Hermann J Steinherr
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