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Funny Thanksgiving Birthday Status Quotes & Sayings
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have s... Birthday, you can do all of the above.
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
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No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
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I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
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If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.
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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
Jay Leno
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
Michael Dresser
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.
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Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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