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Funny Thanksgiving Uming Quotes & Sayings
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No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma Bombeck
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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
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I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.
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If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
Jay Leno
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
Michael Dresser
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have s... Birthday, you can do all of the above.
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson
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A special greeting of Thanksgiving time to express to you our sincere appreciation for your confidence and loyalty. We are deeply thankful and extend to you our best wishes for a happy and healthy Thanksgiving Day.
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Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
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How wonderful it would be if we could help our children and grandchildren to learn thanksgiving at an early age. Thanksgiving opens the doors. It changes a child's personality. A child is resentful, negative, or thankful. Thankful children want to give, they radiate happiness, they draw people.
Sir John Templeton
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