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Funny The Heart Quotes & Sayings
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'Why do we have to listen to our hearts?' 'Because, wherever your heart is, that is where you'll find your treasure.' 'But my heart is agitated,"' the boy said. 'It has its dreams, it gets emotional, and it's become passionate over a woman of the desert. It asks things of me, and it keeps me from sleeping many nights, when I'm thinking about her.' 'Well, that's good. Your heart is alive. Keep listening to what it has to say.'
Paulo Coelho
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A Heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings. But a heart kills itself when another heart doesn't understands its feelings.
Nishan Panwar
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Learn to love with all your heart and accept the faults of others in your life... remember any one can like a Rose but it takes a great heart to include the thorns...
Melchor Lim
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The Enemy's plan from the beginning was to assault the heart...Make them so busy, they ignore the heart. Wound them so deeply, they don't want a heart. Twist their theology, so they despise the heart. Take away their courage. Destroy their creativity. Make intimacy with God impossible for them.
John Eldredge
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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Touch my heart and you will feel...Listen to my heart and you will hear...Look to my heart and you will see, that you're always a special part of me.
Unknown
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It's so sad this heart is constantly broken to pieces, yet so bizarre that it still beats.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken. Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used.
Unknown
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I don't care.
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It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
Edward G Bulwer-Lytton
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
Unknown
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Congratulations on running a marathon without having to stop for a heart attack.
Unknown
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Most people fail at whatever they attempt because of an undecided heart. Should I? Should I not? Go forward? Go back? Success requires the emotional balance of a committed heart. When confronted with a challenge, the committed heart will search for a solution. The undecided heart searches for an escape. A committed heart does not wait for conditions to be exactly right. Why? Because conditions are never exactly right.
Andy Andrews
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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206
Unknown
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Unknown
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