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Funny Theft Quotes & Sayings
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I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong, but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden, by simply locking you up.
Karel Capek
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If we don't act now to safeguard our privacy, we could all become victims of identity theft.
Bill Nelson
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Doesn't the fight for survival also justify swindle and theft? In self defence, anything goes.
Imelda Marcos
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I think coercive taxation is theft, and government has a moral duty to keep it to a minimum.
William Weld
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There is only one sin. and that is theft... when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.
Shubham Joshi
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According to the Privacy Rights Center, up to 10 million Americans are victims of ID theft each year. They have a right to be notified when their most sensitive health data is stolen.
Luis Gutierrez
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
Unknown
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck
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Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal immigration, banking and accounting fraud, tax evasion, and other nefarious activities.
Ron Lewis
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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'Weed is Illegal.' Yeah, so is the music in your iPod...
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
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Identity is theft of the self.
Estee Martin
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
Unknown
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I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there...
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There is only one sin that is theft... when you tell a lie you steel someone's right to truth.
The Kite Runner
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
Bobcat Goldthwaite
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