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Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve
Karl Popper
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita Rudner
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It is often stated that of all the theories proposed in this century, the silliest is quantum theory. In fact, some say that the only thing that quantum theory has going for it is that it is unquestionably correct.
Michio Kaku
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I believe without exception that theory follows practice. Whenever there is a conflict between theory and practice, theory is wrong. As far as I'm concerned, we make theories for what people have done.
David Baker
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Indeed, this epistemological theory of the relation between theory and experiment differs sharply from the epistemological theory of naive falsificationism.
Imre Lakatos
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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
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The theory I propose may therefore be called a theory of the Electromagnetic Field because it has to do with the space in the neighbourhood of the electric or magnetic bodies, and it may be called a Dynamical Theory, because it assumes that in the space there is matter in motion, by which the observed electromagnetic phenomena are produced.
James Clerk Maxwell
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction
Pierre Pachet
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If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory.
Jefferson Davis
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The basic theory in twistor theory is not to add extra dimensions.
Roger Penrose
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Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena.
Wilhelm Reich
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Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve.
Karl Popper
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac Asimov
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Einstein explained his theory to me every day, and on my arrival I was fully convinced that he understood it.
Chaim Weizmann
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Today the theory of evolution is about as much open to doubt as the theory that the earth goes round the sun.
Richard Dawkins
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The truth of a theory is in your mind, not in your eyes.
Albert Einstein
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Don't be an example in someone else's theory, write yours using your own examples.
Unknown
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How empty is theory in the presence of fact
Mark Twain
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