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Funny Therapist Quotes & Sayings
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I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.
Abbey Lincoln
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Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
Unknown
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My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that.
Unknown
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I started to call myself a rational therapist in 1955; later I used the term rational emotive. Now I call myself a rational emotive behavior therapist.
Albert Ellis
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I don't know how people can live without a therapist.
Neve Campbell
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It's not just a bike...it's my other half, my therapist, the one that reminds me to never take life to seriously.. it's my everything.
Unknown
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I get people to truly accept themselves unconditionally, whether or not their therapist or anyone loves them.
Albert Ellis
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To be tested is good. The challenged life may be the best therapist.
Neil Sheehan
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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself on e and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.
Claire Danes
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You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.
Claire Danes
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I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
Jessica Simpson
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I went to a Gestalt therapist and said that I want to be able to at least tell my muscles that aren't involved that they don't have to go into spasms too.
Dick York
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Here's the number to my therapist (Shit). Tell him all your problems, he's fu..in' awesome with listenin'
Tyler The Creator
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Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Robert Brault
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I go to my physical therapist to keep fighting it and one of them told me if you don't use it, you lose it, but I know we're on television so I won't say what I would often say.
Teri Garr
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My therapist would be so happy to know I'm doing all this walking. They've done a great job of putting me back together, haven't they?
Tammy Duckworth
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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Jay London
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I think secrets often come out. I spoke to a friend who is a therapist and I asked her if there were people who came to her and admitted to doing horrible things and she said, 'More than you know.'
Alice Hoffman
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