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Funny Thief Quotes & Sayings
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Set a thief to catch a thief
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I hate a liar more than a thief. A thief is only after my belongings and a liar is after my reality
Curtis Mayne
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The man who hints that you are a thief is almost sure to have a large, vulnerable area of dishonesty in his own inner self.
Gordon R Dickson
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Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s.
William Blake
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Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s.
William Blake
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Don't keep it up, don't keep it up. Thief a man, you're just a part of Babylon's plan. Thief a man, you even steal a Rastaman.
Gregory Isaacs
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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe Garagiola
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Hate a liar more than I hate thief. A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality.
50 Cent
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Trust a liar you become a liar, trust a thief you become a thief, trust a your friends you loose yourself, trust what you believe in and you become what your destined to be.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Jay Leno
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age..
Unknown
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It's no crime to steal from a thief
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If war comes upon us, it will come as a thief in the night.
Eamon De Valera
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It's no crime to steal from a thief
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A thief believes everybody steals.
Edward W Howe
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The great thieves lead away the little thief.
Diogenes
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Opportunity makes a thief.
Francis Bacon
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Tomorrow is a thief of pleasure.
Rex Harrison
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The robbd that smiles, steals something from the thief.
Othello
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