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Funny Things Black People Say Quotes & Sayings
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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The Malacanang Palace announced that the Black Saturday dated April 23, 2011 will be a special non working day. This is to give the Filipino people throughout the country enough time to give importance to Holy days.
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
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God can see a black ant walk on a black stone in a black night
Arab Proverb
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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I go online and read the comments about me. I'm always nervous that they're going to say something mean. But a lot of people say nice things, too. It's important to keep yourself in balance. When someone writes something about me that's not true, I just try to look at it like it's funny.
Taylor Swift
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You know, the edge of black lying on pale pink, or a petal pink pump with a black jagged outline, or something like that... so there's a graphic, you know the sort of shock against pink or black against color.
Marc Jacobs
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green.
Family Guy
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I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homos..ual like Omar on The Wire.
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd..k', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock
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Bob Marley performed the 'One Love Peace' concert in Jamaica with the two different warring political sides. There's always been that in black music and culture in general. It's no surprise because black music is such a reflection of what's going on in black life. It's not unusual for hip-hop.
Mos Def
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There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen.
James A Lovell
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When we don't have information, we go to the simplest outlook, to black and white. But then we have to lie to ourselves. Black is never as black as you're painting it and white is never as white.
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It's funny how things change and people change it's mind blowing, including family!
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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I have never made a decision based on race and never will. I am admiring of my fellow peers, black film-makers and black actors and actresses. When Halle and Denzel won Oscars, I felt pride because I was black, but never did I analyse their win based on colour.
Cuba Gooding Jr
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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
Mark Twain
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