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Funny Things To Write On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google.
Barbara Franco
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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When I am not working, I go to the movies, text my friends, my thumbs are faster than lightening on that keyboard!, write songs, sing, dance, Facebook, Twitter and spend time with my besties. I am also a songwriter and I love to write about my life experiences.
Ariel Winter
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Never drank champaign in Italy. Never spent a night in Rome. But it's funny cause those are the exact same things that helped me write this song.
Wiz Khalifa
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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I like to write paper mail...nobody does that anymore...with my pen pals. John Doe from the band X played my dad on One Tree Hill, and he just collects post cards from all the places he's toured and doesn't write a whole lot. He's not into that, but he's a good pen pal. Still, you write things out when you actually write a letter. When you right an e-mail, it's all smiley faces and LOLs and shit.
Hilarie Burton
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
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