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Funny Thirsty Quotes & Sayings
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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
Thomas Love Peacock
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I drink because I'm thirsty.
Shane MacGowan
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The only person I'm 'thirsty' for is Jesus, I want more of him. Can't get enough of him... He's the only one I'm chasing after.
Unknown
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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30 grand is on champagne and that's because I'm thirsty.
Wiz Khalifa
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I'm thirsty need some water boy, Captain Insano.
Curren$y
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I want to be close to you, yes, I'm so hungry. You're like water for my soul when it gets thirsty.
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I'm thirsty need some water boy, Captain Insano.
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
Aristotle
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Joe E Lewis
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If you were to offer a thirsty man all wisdom, you would not please him more than if you gave him a drink.
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When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
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Everyday feel like my birthday and we sip champagne when we thirsty.
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For you thirsty ho.., here's a dollar, buy a Fanta.
Travis Porter
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Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirsty
Biggie Smalls
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When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
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Apparently just commenting on finding someone attractive makes you "thirsty"? I didn't know that.
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