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Funny Thirty Five Year Oldsthe Difference Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow
Ellen DeGeneres
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I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
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There is a difference between twenty-nine and thirty. When you are twenty-nine it can be the beginning of everything. When you are thirty it can be the end of everything.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.
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The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind is at its best about the age of forty-nine.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.
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