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Funny Thought For The Day Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
Unknown
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I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual.
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford.
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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It's been a strange day - a day when I thought I was on top of the world, planning my life. I planned all of my courses for the rest of the semester at Smith, and talked to my advisor about honoring in History.
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
Unknown
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Day by day we should weigh what we have granted to the spirit of the world against what we have denied to the spirit of Jesus, in thought and especially in deed.
Albert Schweitzer
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I've thought maybe of getting younger artists out doing stuff, like I used to do a lot of. I don't wanna do it day in and day out like I used to, but I still wanna do it.
Bootsy Collins
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Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it or not, it was just really silly, fun, funny and entertaining, at the end of the day.
Charlie Day
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
Unknown
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I don't think that was too successful. Because I always thought that the two of them should have been more separate. Also I had planned the monorail station to be in the center. So that one day you would have go to World Showcase and then the other day to Future World.
John Hench
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
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Those special people who believe in others give them the courage to succeed. It really means a lot to work with someone who's so understanding & supportive. Have a Great Day
Unknown
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I thought of you everyday. I thought about you yesterday, and days before that too. I think of you in silence, I think of you in day and night. I often talk about you. All I have are memories of you and some of your belongings. Your memory is a keepsake for me, from which I'll never part. God may had you in his arms. But I have you in my heart forever.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help.
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