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Funny Thoughts For Bike Quotes & Sayings
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.
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Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
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When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
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When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I've got thoughts more tangled than my headphones.
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