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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
Unknown
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If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime.
Dan Marino
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Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, 'Hey, I did your mother last night...she's a whor...' I talked about what degenerates they were, and they proved me right. Just by saying something, I could make them mad enough to go home and slap their moms.
John Rocker
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
Robert Paul
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Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
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This year I actually had to complain to the crowd, I had to say, look if your gonna throw a bottle at me, throw it right.
Oliver Sykes
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Satchel Paige
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Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves.
Marlene Dietrich
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I will throw my career away before I let it break up our marriage. I made it clear to Will. I'd throw it away completely.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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You would be amazed how many important outs you can get by working the count down to where the hitter is sure you're going to throw to his weakness, and then throw to his power instead.
Whitey Ford
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
Tommy Bolt
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We are metal we are not the Insane Clown Posse, They throw around faygo pops and we throw around human feces, hows that for ya?
Joey Jordison
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