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Funny Thursday Morning Quotes & Sayings
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Unknown
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
Unknown
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
Unknown
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
Kami Garcia
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I'm hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn't become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.
Unknown
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
Unknown
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
Unknown
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
Unknown
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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