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Funny Time Flies Quotes & Sayings
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I had a great time investigating the pigments of different mutant fruit flies by following experimental protocols published in Scientific American, and I also remember making my own beetle collection when it was still acceptable to make such collections.
Paul Nurse
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Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but do not have the time.
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People die all around us all the time. Drop like flies. Overdose. Aids. Sometimes they kill themselves. People come. They go. Dying is the same as rehab or moving back to Missouri. It just means I won't be seeing them again.
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body
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Catches thieves just like flies.
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I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
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He who flies can also return; but it is not so with him who dies.
Paul Scarron
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she flies to a place where she's loved.
Martina Mcbride
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A word, once sent abroad, flies irrevocably.
Horace
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Make me an angel that flies from montgomery.
Bonnie Raitt
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A closed mouth catches no flies.
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