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Funny Toilet Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Toilet" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
Unknown
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
Unknown
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
Unknown
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
Unknown
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
Unknown
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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