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Funny Toilet Status Quotes & Sayings
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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