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Funny Tombstone Quotes & Sayings
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I've always felt that, when I looked at my tombstone, it shouldn't say, 'Mehmet Oz banged out 10,000 open-heart operations.' I've probably done 5,000. Am I any better at it than 10,000? He shook his head. It's just a different number on the tombstone.
Mehmet Oz
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Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
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I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality.
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I used to want the words She tried on my tombstone. Now I want She did it.
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I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
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I want my tombstone to say She Lived.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
Eartha Kitt
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I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say figment.
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I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone.
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My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.
Tom Bosley
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On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
Earl Weaver
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If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory.
Jefferson Davis
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Margaret Smith
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Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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When I die I want my tombstone to say 'BRB'
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The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.
Mary Wilson Little
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A grave is braced not just by a tombstone but by angels as well.
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Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
Billy Sunday
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