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 Carrot Top quotes 
Suggest Revision: Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
 
 Carrot Top quotes 
Suggest Revision: I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
 
 ZZ Top quotes 
Suggest Revision: Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
 
 ZZ Top quotes 
Suggest Revision: Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
 
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 Funny quotes 
Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
 Sam Ewing quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
 Ellen DeGeneres quotes 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
 
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