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Funny Tweets Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Tweets" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Have a great time reading my vacation tweets.
Unknown
13 Likes
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I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
Chloe Moretz
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My sub-tweets aren't about you, but if the shoe fits wear it.
Unknown
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If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place.
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Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order.
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I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.
David Sedaris
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The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.
Mindy Kaling
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My tweets are from my life and my experiences. I've had my heart ripped out and I put it back together. I believed it was all going to be ok.
Unknown
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I think it's so scummy when 'friends' write tweets about each other, if you have a problem then be a real friend and tell them.
Unknown
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Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
Unknown
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I know my real friends because they send me birthday tweets. Thanks real friends. Love you.
Unknown
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Let's be real, there's nothing wrong in a distant relationship that is honest but we must live in a realistic fact that phone calls are cool, texts are alrright, tweets are chill, a facebook message is okay, but nothing...I mean nothing beats seeing someone in person!!
Kemmy Nola
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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