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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.	2244 up, 1436 down

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...ï¿½

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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

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