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Suggest Revision: 99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
 
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Suggest Revision: Born at a very young age.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let me bitch at you every day until you sort your shit out.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything.
 
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Suggest Revision: Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nice guys finish lunch.
 
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Suggest Revision: I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
 
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Suggest Revision: Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless.
 
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