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Funny Twitter Posts Quotes & Sayings
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Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.
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You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Sho...
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Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.
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Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?
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Ive never been a millionaire but I just know Id be darling at it.
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Im not smart. I just wear glasses.
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Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.
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Im real and I hope some of my followers are too.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too.
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I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that.
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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