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Funny Ugly Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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Never ever get into fights with ugly people. They have literally and figuratively nothing to lose!
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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Having s.. with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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