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Funny Umbrella Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry your most dramatic act of rebellion these days is leaving your apartment without an umbrella.
Unknown
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Banker: One who lends you an umbrella on a fine day and demands it back when it rains.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Zach Manal
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Going around under an umbrella interferes with one's looking up at the sky.
Jerzy Kosinski
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Until the sun comes out again for you, my umbrella is big enough for two.
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You said when the storm came that you would be there with your umbrella to block the rain.
Jennifer Hudson
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Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
Zapp Brannigan
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Prepare the umbrella before it rains. Life is full of surprises!
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Living life without God is like walking in the rain with a closed umbrella.
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Do I have to tell the story of a thousand rainy days since we first met? It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.
The Police
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Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand. She goes a-marching to the captain, says, I want my man.
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The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine.
Alfred E Smith
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost
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Under the big political umbrella, a man is just like a leaf in the ocean, with no control of his destiny and does not have any choice.
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most of its been good but Ive seen some bad weather and ni...s watching now, wouldnt even give me an umbrella
Wiz Khalifa
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Running down the beach with your umbrella. Playing like kids in the sand. Blue skies and butterflies. We two together.
Robben Ford
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Worrying is stupid, it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
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He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.
Douglas William Jerrold
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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