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Funny Underwear Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Underwear" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else.
Issey Miyake
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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People love me in my underwear. It's my public service. If I'm not in my underwear by page fifty on the script, I'm very unhappy.
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It's a little strange when you're on the stage and people fling underwear at you. It was clean underwear, by the way! I made the ultimate error the first time it was done to go, 'Oh, is that for me?' and to put it on. From that moment, in every second show, something flew my way.
Hugh Jackman
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Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
Pete Wentz
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Naomi Campbell
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I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Naomi Campbell
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INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off.
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
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No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
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From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
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