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Suggest Revision: If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
 
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Suggest Revision: Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
 
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Suggest Revision: We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
 
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Suggest Revision: Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
 
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Suggest Revision: When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors.
 
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Suggest Revision: The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
 
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Suggest Revision: Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost.
 
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