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Funny Unicorn Quotes & Sayings
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
Unknown
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Sleep is like the unicorn it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.
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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul
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I'mma wear this a.. out like a uniform. So ride this d..k like a horse, pony, unicorn.
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The prince is very brave, to love a unicorn. A cat can appreciate valiant absurdity.
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I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says I dont & I believe him.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapor... I have form only when I can share another's body - but there have always been those willing to let me into their hearts and minds... unicorn blood has strengthen me, these past weeks... You saw faithful Quirrell drinking it for me in the forest... and once I have the Elixir of Life, I will be able to create a body of my own... Now... why don't you give me that stone in your pocket?
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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pi.ps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion in the desert I'm flying on pegasus you're flying on the pheasant. Rider of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.
Lupe Fiasco
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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