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Funny Vacation Facebook Statusatusus Quotes & Sayings
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
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I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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