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Funny Valentines Date Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Valentines Date" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score.
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I would date a fan. I mean, honestly, I would date anyone that's a nice, good, solid person. That has like a good head on their shoulders and is really sweet and like funny. So if a fan had all those qualities then I would definitely not hold back.
Victoria Justice
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Im single because I don't just date to date. I date to love & if you dont believe in forever, I'll show you goodbye real fast.
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Valentines day is almost here, this day is about caring and sharing, mostly for those who love one another, Valentines day is a dream for all of us.
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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.
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The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet...
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Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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Single people pretend like being single on Valentines doesn't suck...Yeah right, I used to hate it.
Kalin Leonard
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A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!
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Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless.
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Valentines Day isn't a real holiday it's just for commercial purposes...coming from me who is single.
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